"Every audience is different, even within the same venue. You have to just make every audience your audience; you can't pre-judge an audience based on the size of the room or the type of room."

-- Patton Oswalt

#Judging Quotes #Rooms Quotes #Size Quotes

“You want me to admit I'm a four-foot, six-inch freckle-faced person of Jewish extraction? I admit it. All but the extraction. But being short never bothered me for three seconds. The rest of the time I wanted to commit suicide.”

Source : "Mel Brooks Is Always Funny and Often Wise in This 1975 Playboy Interview". Interview with Henry Blodget, www.thedailybeast.com. October 18, 2014.
“Then came a big strike. About 100 girls went out. The result was a victory, which netted us - I mean the girls - $2 increase in our wages on the average.”
“Don't you hate people who drink white wine? I mean, my dear, every alcoholic in town is getting falling-down drunk on white wine. They think they aren't drunks because they only drink wine. Never, never trust anyone who asks for white wine. It means they're phonies.”
“People say that if you don't love America, then get the hell out. Well, I love America.”

Source : "Born on the Fourth of July". www.imdb.com. 1989.
“I suppose a fire that burns that bright is not meant to last.”
“The nation's obligation to her defenders is as old as that defense itself.”
“Music is an incitement to love.”
“I'd much rather fail than do something like 'The Chorus Line' movie, sanitized and Hollywoodized.”

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