"If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra. But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women."

-- Mort Sahl

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“I think when you look to the future what you'll find is that the Republican Party is building a bigger party base on stronger values.”

Source : "GOP Rising Star Tim Scott on 'Hannity'". "The Hannity Show", www.foxnews.com. June 25, 2010.
“I was fascinated by a compelling character embroiled in a controversial topic that told the story from a different point of view.”
“Representative Chris Lee was forced to resign after sending a shirtless picture of himself to a woman on Craigslist. On the bright side, he DID surprise his wife for Valentines Day.”
“Hatred - The anger of the weak.”

Source : Alphonse Daudet, George Burnham Ives, Jane Minot Sedgwick, Katharine Prescott Wormeley, Olive Edward Palmer (1900). “The Works of Alphonse Daudet”
“President Obama stands ready to work with everyone, because that's what the American people expect and deserve - not for the short term political advantages, but the long term health of our country. We don't spend time trying to figure out what's in the minds of Republicans, we try to keep our focus on the American people.”
“Governments will always misuse the machinery of the law as far as the state of public opinion permits.”
“To think is to be sick...”
“With the right to vote, our choice should be for the Holy Spirit to lead us and guide us.”

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