"Unlicensed, illegal immigrants are the safest drivers on the road."

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Source : FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 15, 2012

Dov Davidoff

#Immigration Quotes #Illegal Quotes #Drivers Quotes

“I can read more languages than I speak! I speak French and Italian - not very well, alas, but I can get by. I read German and Spanish. I can read Latin (I did a lot of Latin at school.) I'm afraid I do not speak any African languages, although I can understand a little bit of the Zulu-related languages, but only a tiny bit.”
“The Bible is not such a book a man would write if he could, or could write if he would.”
“Every four years, I'll watch figure skating, but I'm no closer to buying tights.”
“Effective thinking consists of being able to arrive at the truth; truth being defined as that which exists.”

Source : Calvin S. Hall (1979). “A Primer of Freudian Psychology”
“Just about a month from now I'm set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars.”
“Doctor, if I put this here guitar down now I ain't never going to wake up.”
“Female bonobos form a strong sisterhood. They rule through female solidarity.”
“Limp Bizkit is my main priority, but my side project, Black Light Burns, is still a labor of love. We have a record written, so we'll see when that comes out. When we tour, we go out in a van and trailer with me driving.”

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