"People come to me with ideas for shows, and I certainly am thinking of stuff all the time. And it's always like, you know, "Get high and drive a car!" Or "Get high and do this or that." It's always things like, "Well, that's a terrible idea to get high and do that." So, when they came to me with this, I was like, "Well, you're just sitting there and discussing cases.""

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Source : Source: www.avclub.com

Doug Benson

#Thinking Quotes #Ideas Quotes #Car Quotes

“If it required some effort to go from today to tomorrow, some people would always remain in yesterday.”
“Im a McDonalds girl - several times a week. Usually the two-cheeseburger combo meal.”
“How to forgive the world for its beauty, which merely disguises its ugliness; for its gentleness, which merely cloaks its cruelty; for its illusion of continuity, seamlessly, as the night follows the day, so to speak- whereas in reality life is a series of brutal raptures, falling upon your defenseless hands, like the blows of a woodman's axe?”
“Coffee first. Schemes later.”

Source : Leanna Renee Hieber (2011). “Darker Still: A Novel of Magic Most Foul”, p.12, Sourcebooks, Inc.
“My favorite period is when we lived in the land of the three-minute song. The Motown thing - I thought they were genius in knowing that's as much as a listener can take.”
“I think when you can be supremely self-indulgent sometimes it's easy to get up one's own asshole. I need parameters. I need discipline.”

Source : Source: pitchfork.com
“I will have to earn trust and respect from my kids.”
“I was just going at this career - boom, boom, boom! Then all of a sudden, at 38, Oh, my God - I forgot to get married!”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

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