"I tried phone sex - it gave me an ear infection."

-- Richard Lewis

#Sex Quotes #Phones Quotes #Complaining Quotes

“People need to be made more aware of the need to work at learning how to live because life is so quick and sometimes it goes away too quickly.”
“Fiat justitia et ruant coeli. Let justice be done, though the heavens may fall. See Ferdinand I 320:1.”

Source : 1602 A Decacordon of Ten Quodlibeticall Questions Concerning Religion and State. This was an influential reworking of Ferdinand I's motto. See Ferdinand I 320:1.
“There's a lot of evidence that fruits and vegetables are beneficial for reducing the risk of stroke.”
“Plans are worthless, but planning is invaluable.”
“Science, already oppressive with its shocking revelations, will perhaps be the ultimate exterminator of our human species - if separate species we be - for its reserve of unguessed horrors could never be borne by mortal brains if loossed upon the world.”
“People talk about songwriting or comedy as creative expression, but life is creative expression. Table-making, even nursing, is extraordinarily creative.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“Meanwhile, our young men and women whose economic circumstances make military service a viable career choice are dying bravely in a war with no end in sight.”
“Revolution is something that actually starts in individual hearts.”

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