Quotes
Authors
Demetri Martin
"I like birthdays because we celebrate life with cakes. It's so cool. Sometimes when I see a baby, I'm like that much more cake in the world. But then when someone dies, I'm like the cake streak is over..." --
Demetri Martin
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“Everyone says the best fans in baseball are here [in Boston] and I can't wait to be a part of that.”
“We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.”
“The interesting thing about doing press is that I learn what the album is about - I now know, a year later, looking back, what was on my mind at the time.”
“I can be extremely vulnerable. People are tough on me because they think I can handle it.”
“I'd love to say that every move I make is completely calculated and I'm sitting on a pile of scripts, sifting through them for the perfect role, but the fact is that there are a lot of talented people out there and there's a lot of competition in our business.”
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“One thing I learned from meteorology is that being an actual science was no guarantee of exactness.”
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“The soul is like a violin string: it makes music only when it is stretched.”
“Forget everything you've ever learned about the stars and they'll once more be transformed into angels, or into children, or into whatever you want to believe at that moment. It won't make you more stupid - after all, it's only a game - but it could enrich your life.”