"Take away the Big Bang and what has God done? Burned a bush and got a girl pregnant. Great, he's a high school junior."

-- Stephen Colbert

#Girl Quotes #School Quotes #Done Quotes

“But the involuntary tricks of memory and the voluntary ones of imagination make always such terrible havoc of facts that truth, be it ever so much sought and cared for, appears in history and biography only in a more or less disfigured condition.”

Source : Frederick Niecks (2016). “Frederick Chopin”, p.709, Frederick Niecks
“Chatting on the phone, can't take back those hours...”
“I came here with nothing, with maybe a hundred bucks in my pocket and had to get a job. And these wealthy people who had made their money themselves, I worked for. It did show me what could be achieved in America, what's possible if you have some vision to take big risks.”
“Etta James is my all-time favorite singer. I've said it in every interview, in every story, in every on- and off-camera question. That music was always such a huge escape for me, even from a young age.”
“I need to say what's in my heart, and you call it a style”
“Let us cultivate love and compassion, both of which give life true meaning. This is the religion I preach. It is simple. Its temple is the heart. Its teaching is love and compassion. Its moral values are loving and respecting others, whoever they may be. Whether one is a lay person or a monastic, we have no other option if we wish to survive in this world.”
“Writing is not about self-expression; it is about putting words on paper.”
“Dartmouth Winter Carnival opens, proving once again that bitter cold is no obstacle to going completely out of control.”

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