"Almost any problem, whether it's telling a family story, or telling a network-quality story, or answering a network note, becomes essentially instantly solvable, because you have a bunch of brains sitting in a room."

-- Loren Bouchard

#Brain Quotes #Quality Quotes #Sitting Quotes

“Why are men impersonating women funny while women impersonating men are not? It is a matter of gravity. A heavy thing trying to become lighter is automatically funnier than a light thing trying to become heavy.”
“There is one all-important law of human conduct. If we obey that law, we shall almost never get into trouble. In fact, that law, if obeyed, will bring us countless friends and constant happiness. But the very instant we break the law, we shall get into endless trouble. The law is this: Always make the other person feel important.”
“I think you know that when an American stays away from New York too long something happens to him. Perhaps he becomes a little provincial, a little dead and afraid.”
“Business as usual is dead. Green growth is the answer to both our climate and economic problems”
“He talked with more claret than clarity”
“I used to have a blankie, and when my mom had to wash it, I would sit outside the dryer and watch it go round and round, and cry.”
“I know not any season of life that is past more agreeably than virtuous old age.”
“I'm spoiled in the sense that now I get what I want but it's because I work for it.”

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