"Big deal... the only cats that don't have three legs are the ones with two through zero legs."

-- Doug Benson

#Zero Quotes #Cat Quotes #Two Quotes

“A few birds flew out from the mountains and glided for a while without sound. Standing out against the sky on high slopes beyond a range of low hills, they saw an endless herd of deer, rendered mute by distance. The landscape was reminiscent of a cardboard cutout, but on a huge scale, which gave the impression they were the ones who had become miniatures...All three of them were equally lost.”

Source : César Aira (2013). “The Hare”, p.239, New Directions Publishing
“Bitter is wine, but it sweetens all bitterness.”

Source : Moses Ibn Ezra (1945). “‏מחברת משירי משה בן יעקב אבן עזרא /‏”
“All employees... deserve to be treated as responsible adults, if that is the behavior we expect of them.”
“For a healthy alternative to buffalo wings, slide the bone of a human finger into a block of tofu and bake.”
“Many conservatives were openly angry with the Bush administration over enormous government spending and the chaos in Iraq. I don't see as much independent thinking on the left, where President Obama is rarely criticized by his acolytes.”
“I remember once in junior high school, on a Friday, my mom came home from work and said to my brother and I, 'You know, between us, we have only 27 cents, but we have food in the refrigerator, we have our little garden out back, and we're happy, so we are rich.”
“Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.”
“This is just the happiest car in the world! I shall call it Oliver! Not that wed ever name a car on Top Gear. I wish I hadnt said that.”

Source : "Top Gear: Botswana Special". Comedy, Talk-Show, November 04, 2007.

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