"LL Cool J should be the spokesman for a line of pajamas called Ladies Love Cool Jammies."

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Source : Twitter post from Nov 15, 2010

Doug Benson

#Lines Quotes #Pajamas Quotes #Jammies Quotes

“There was so much that you could do, instead of looking for things that you couldn't do.”
“Panic is the great access of creativity because that's the only way to get rid of your mind.”
“Golf is the most useless outdoor game ever devised to waste the time and try the spirit of man.”
“You can't give up something you really believe in for financial reasons. If you die by the roadside - so be it. But at least you know you've tried. Ten minutes in the music scene was the equal of one hundred years outside of it.”
“The beauty of the world and the orderly arrangement of everything celestial makes us confess that there is an excellent and eternal nature, which ought to be worshiped and admired by all mankind.”
“If you just go with the flow, no matter what weird things happen along the way, you always end up exactly where you belong.”
“The cynics were watchdogs terrifying malefactors. They tried to expose falseness and conceit. That's why their name is still spoken with a snarl.”

Source : Petr Skrabanek (2000). “False Premises, False Promises”
“Happiness cannot come from without. It must come from within. It is not what we see and touch or that which others do for us which makes us happy; it is that which we think and feel and do, first for the other fellow and then for ourselves.”

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