"A golf ball is white, dimpled like a bishop's knees, and is the size of small mandarin oranges or those huge pills which vets blow down the throats of constipated cart-horses."

-- Frank Muir

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“When I write music it's hard for me to keep it going repetitively.”
“We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence... on pain of liquidation.”
“You have to take a lot of bad pictures. Dont' be afraid to take bad pictures... You have to take a lot of bad pictures in order to know when you've got a good one.”
“We are so sorry to hear the sad news. He(She) will be Always in our thoughts, Forever in our prayers Eternally in our memories”
“I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.”
“Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.”

Source : Langston Hughes (2002). “The Collected Works of Langston Hughes: Essays on art, race, politics, and world affairs”, p.525, University of Missouri Press
“Either the soul survives death or it does not, and there is no scientific evidence that it does.”

Source : Michael Shermer (2016). “Skeptic: Viewing the World with a Rational Eye”, p.260, Henry Holt and Company
“As Christians we are here to affirm the supreme value of direct sharing, of immediate encounter -not machine to machine, but person to person, face to face.”

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