"Has anybody here ever been driving along in their car, smoking a cigarette, and you flick it out the window, and you drive for a few miles, and you start to smell smoke, and you turn around, and you look in the backseat, and grandma is playing with herself?"

-- Doug Benson

#Grandma Quotes #Smell Quotes #Car Quotes

“For David Parker and Daniel Parker, with the respect and admiration of their father, who grew up with them.”

Source : Robert B. Parker (2009). “Early Autumn”, p.4, Dell
“Recovering from failure is often easier than building from success.”
“I think when you marry up like I did and Mitt Romney did, your wife says a lot about who you are and I think she humanizes him and brings a different vision of who Mitt Romney is.”

Source : "Starting point with soledad O'Brien". www.cnn.com. August 28, 2012.
“I add my personal witness: Our missionaries are not salesmen with wares to peddle; rather, they are servants of the Most High God, with testimonies to bear, truths to teach, and souls to save. Each missionary who goes forth in response to a sacred call becomes a servant of the Lord whose work this truly is. Do not fear, young men, for He will be with you. He never fails. He has promised: "I will go before your face. I will be on your right hand and on your left, and my Spirit shall be in your hearts, and mine angels round about you, to bear you up"”
“Our bodies like rhythm and our brains like melody and harmony.”
“Nakedness reveals itself. Nudity is placed on display. The nude is condemned to never being naked. Nudity is a form of dress.”

Source : "Ways of Seeing". Book by John Berger, 1972.
“Children delight in folk-tale and fairy lore, but the very little child loves best the story which mirrors the familiar. And it is for him, and for the mother who is striving in this age of profusion to guard the innate simplicity of her child's nature, that I have written my little stories.”

Source : Maud Lindsay (2010). “A Story Garden for Little Children”, Heart of Dixie Publishing
“Do not Blame the world. Find a solution.”

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