"The bus scares me. Way too many gross people on the bus. Sixty-five people on the bus and I was the last one on. I felt like calling Unsolved Mysteries. 'Yeah, I found everybody."

-- Kathleen Madigan

#People Quotes #Scare Quotes #Calling Quotes

“Film is the most expensive, highest risk industry in the world.”
“Michael has never cried during a Broadway show. Except in that scene where Tarzan's ape father is brutally murdered. And that was only because he was laughing so hard.”
“I am young in my energy because I really still believe that we can share who we are, and we can wipe off on each other. I see this huge tapestry when we're born, and this red blob that's your soul or your heart.”

Source : Source: www.pbs.org
“A visitor to Niels Bohr's country cottage, noticing a horseshoe hanging on the wall, teasing the eminent scientist about this ancient superstition. "Can it be true that you, of all people, believe it will bring you luck?' 'Of course not,' replied Bohr, 'but I understand it brings you luck whether you believe it or not.'”
“Power is violence, its promise, its deed. Power cares nothing for reason, nothing for justice, nothing for compassion. It is, in fact, the singular abnegation of these things - once the cloak of deceits is stripped away, this one truth is revealed.”
“To make a change, you must be: willing to commit, willing to change, willing to have an open mind, and willing to take action!”
“Even as we slog through the trials, persecutions, irritations, temptations, distractions, apathy, and just plain weariness of this world, the gospel points us to heaven where our King Jesus â€” the Lamb of God who was crucified in our place and raised gloriously from the dead â€” now sits interceding for us. Not only so, but it calls us forward to that final day when heaven will be filled with the roaring noise of millions upon millions of forgiven voices hailing him as crucified Savior and risen King.”

Source : Greg Gilbert, D. A. Carson (2010). “What Is the Gospel?”, p.71, Crossway
“Music bypasses the conceptual mind. Music does not give you food for thought...”

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