"When I was born my father spent three weeks trying to find a loophole in my birth certificate."

-- Jackie Vernon

#Father Quotes #Trying Quotes #Three Quotes

“Nails were not enough to hold God-and-man nailed and fastened on the Cross, had not love held Him there.”
“James Remar is a student of life.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Breitbart is sort of an ill-defined, loose-knit collection of a wing of the conservative movement. What do they do? The rant against immigration, Muslims, multi-culturalism, political correctness. But what they want, a lot of them, is a white America.”

Source : Source: www.msnbc.com
“What's normal is for things to work. What's not normal is for things to fail.”
“The best idea ever thought of in the history of humanity is useless unless someone communicates it. It will die in the test tube. And in our case, what we're communicating here to people is not necessarily something they want to hear. And so, our demeanor - how we deliver this message - takes on crucial, crucial importance.”
“It's important to practice good hygiene, At least if you wanna run with my team.”

Source : "Song: "If You Must" ("Both Sides of the Brain")". 2000.
“Do you know the primary difference between men and gods? ... Gods donâ€™t think they can become men”
“Fiorello LaGuardia saved City Center. The real man saved it, and he made this building into a performing arts venue.”

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