"Statistically speaking, when a woman says I'm not going to have sex with you, she'll often have sex with you."

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Source : FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jul 16, 2011

Dov Davidoff

“Any time Iâ€™m not shooting my mouth off to a clichÃ©d, two-bit creature of the night like you, itâ€™s because Iâ€™m up to something.”
“Rise up nimbly and go on your strange journey!”
“I used to kiss things all the time. I would have to kiss everything, just about everything. The headboard on my bed, the steering wheel in my car. I think it was an OCD thing.”
“When I was 25, Abba was formed. After Abba I made three solo albums. Maybe I have been productive enough.”

Source : "Abba set for reunion as Agnetha admits, 'I have a dream'" by Alex Duval Smith, www.theguardian.com. January 2, 2011.
“My Spanish is getting a little bit loose. Sometimes I go to Spain and after I've been talking with my folks for a while... you start changing the verb for the adjective, for example, which is a common thing between Spanish and English. I change that sometimes but after a couple days there, boom, I'm back.”
“Every interview I'm representing you making you proud. Reach for the stars so if you fall you land on a cloud.”
“I like having my hair and face done, but I'm not going to lose weight because someone tells me to. I make music to be a musician not to be on the cover of Playboy.”
“No bloody or unbloody change of society can eradicate the evil in man: as long as there will be men, there will be malice, envy and hatred, and hence there cannot be a society which does not have to employ coercive restraint.”

Source : Leo Strauss (1978). “The City and Man”, p.5, University of Chicago Press

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