"If you're an adult and still think material wealth leads to happiness, might I suggest not being a moron."

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Source : FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Feb 21, 2012

Dov Davidoff

#Happiness Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Adults Quotes

“Alcohol is the cause of all my problems.”
“The Wright brothers' first flight was shorter than a Boeing 747's wing span. We've just begun with heart transplants.”
“Our go-to source is no longer dictated by a small group of cable news outlets. We have to expand our view. Sometimes, a story is made and breaks on Twitter. We have to find a way to react to that, to consume and also disseminate the information from Twitter, which is not an easy thing to do.”
“The critic is a man who prefers the indolence of opinion to the trials of action.”
“My goal is to omit everything superfluous so that the essential is shown to best possible advantage.”
“The only real good technology is no technology at all. Technology is taxation without representation, imposed by our elitist species (man) upon the rest of the natural world.”
“I'm sort of religious, actually. God can be interpreted many ways, I think. If others were more open-minded about what god can be, instead of just calling it god and saying it works this way or that way, we'd all be in a better situation and a better place.”

Source : Source: thehotwatermusic.blogspot.com
“It's a well-known fact: in order to follow doctor's orders, you have to be healthy as a horse.”

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