"TV can be an acronym for television or transvestite. I prefer using it to describe the the latter. The former is strange and undignified."

-- Dov Davidoff

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“One shouldn’t believe in all those so-called innovations. There is only one nature and only one way to see it. Nowadays, they want to succeed too fast, this is how they go about inventing new aesthetics, pointillism, pipisme! All this is just to make noise.”
“For too long we have swept the problems of mental illness under the carpet... and hoped that they would go away.”
“Be yourself and you will find, who minds doesn't matter and who matters won't mind.”

Source : Rachel Simmons (2004). “Odd Girl Speaks Out: Girls Write about Bullies, Cliques, Popularity, and Jealousy”, p.27, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“I have a lot of energy after 2 A.M. I like to sleep in the morning. I have some problems at the start of the day.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I feel like I'm a kid again.”
“If you lack technique you lose the freedom to create.”
“You have to transfer your success on the track to your education, because you don't want to waste what you did athletically once your athletic career is over.”
“I'm a yarnaholic. That means I have more yarn stashed away than any one person could possibly use in three or four lifetimes. There's something inspiring about yarn that makes me feel I could never have enough.”

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