"It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you've played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you've done the 'Wild Thing' video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from hell, you're not gonna top that."

-- Sam Kinison

#Rocks Quotes #People Quotes #Giants Quotes

“We create the reality in which we live.”
“Today, unless women gain jobs and athletic scholarships commensurate with their percentage of the population, feminists scream discrimination.”
“Everyone is born equally capable but lacks equal opportunity.”

Source : "eBay Founder Pierre Omidyar On Why He’s Dropped $1 Billion To Make The World A Better Place" by Eleanor Goldberg, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 20, 2011.
“Speaking up for America has become a lonely ordeal.”
“That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?”
“Although the Great Leader told us that we have to let the people eat rice with meat soup, wear silk clothes and live in a tiled roof house, we have not accomplished his will.... We have already reached the status of a strong country in the military field, let alone politics and ideology, but there are still quite a number of things lacking in people's lives. I am trying to implement his will by solving these problems.”

Source : "What Does Kim Jong Il’s Confession Imply?" by Yang Jung A, english.dailynk.com. January 11, 2010.
“Tea is quiet and it takes a quiet palate to appreciate something that calls so little attention to itself.”
“I'd rather marry my husband in the stage where I know what I'm getting into and what it's going to be like for our life together.”

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