"Yesterday in a 25 to 24 vote, Republicans welcomed back Lott back into their leadership and named him minority whip. That is great for Trent. They say minority whip is a stepping stone to Grand Wizard."

-- Stephen Colbert

#Yesterday Quotes #Minorities Quotes #Wizards Quotes

“I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. It gets in the way of Black History Month. Cupid didn't free any slaves.”

Source : "MTV2's Guy Code Fellows Tell Us All About Love, Sex, & Relationships". Interview with Phoebe Robinson, www.glamour.com. February 14, 2013.
“Let me walk through the fields of paper touching with my wand dry stems and stunted butterflies....”
“Great wealth often curses all who touch it.”
“After women, flowers are the most lovely thing God has given the world.”
“Borrowed garments never keep one warm.”
“There are some authors who contend that meanings and values are "nothing but defense mechanisms, reaction formations and sublimations." But as for myself, I would not be willing to live merely for the sake of my "defense mechanisms," nor would I be ready to die merely for the sake of my "reaction formations.”
“A philosopher once said, 'Half of good philosophy is good grammar.'”
“The second vice is lying, the first is running in debt.”

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