"With silly stuff, it's seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it's because I'm nervous about getting that next laugh and I need to hear it. I always want to condense a joke"

-- Tim Vine

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“The Hopi, an Indian tribe, have a language as sophisticated as ours, but no tenses for past, present and future. The division does not exist. What does this say about time? Matter, that thing the most solid and the well-known, which you are holding in your hands and which makes up your body, is now known to be mostly empty space. Empty space and points of light. What does this say about the reality of the world?”
“Volunteers are the backbone, heart, and soul of the restoration movement. And whatever the eventual results of their labors may be, working to revive damaged ecosystems is transforming and strengthening their relationship with the rest of nature.”
“Maybe my movie isn't over, I say, because sometimes moviemakers trick the audience with a false bad ending, and just when you think the movie is going to end badly, something dramatic happens, which leads to the happy ending. This seems like a good spot for something dramatic to happen, especially since it's my birthday.”
“Tourism in India has the potential to promote faster, sustainable and more inclusive growth. It could be used as a powerful antidote to tackle poverty.”
“Luck always favors the comely.”

Source : Richard Schickel (1999). “Matinee idylls: reflections on the movies”, Ivan R. Dee Publisher
“I am convinced that different people awaken different beasts in you.”
“Taking LSD was a profound experience, one of the most important things in my life. LSD shows you that thereâ€™sï»¿ another side to the coin, and you canâ€™t remember it when it wears off, but you know it. It reinforced my sense of what was importantâ€”creating great things instead of making money, putting things back into the stream of history and of human consciousness as much as I could.”
“A perpetually new and lively world, but a dangerous one, full of tragedy and injustice.”

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