"I used to be scared of pretty girls, until one confessed they're just as scared of me."

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“I don't believe in fate or destiny. I believe in various degrees of hatred, paranoia, and abandonment. However much of that gets heaped upon you doesn't matter - it's only a matter of how much you can take and what it does to you.”
“Although my memory's fading, I remember two things very clearly: I am a great sinner and Christ is a great Savior.”
“My idols were Michael Jackson and The Beatles and I would watch Justin Timberlake and John Mayer perform and I knew I wanted to do what they were doing!”

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“The time to begin most things is ten years ago.”

Source : "The Complete Neurotic's Notebook". Book by Mignon McLaughlin, 1981.
“Comedy is the ultimate truth. Jazz is hitting the notes that that no one else would hit, and comedy is saying words that no one else would say.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“There has been opposition to experimenting on animals for a long time. This opposition has made little headway because experimenters, backed by commercial firms that profit by supplying laboratory animals and equipment, have been able to convince legislators and the public that opposition comes from uninformed fanatics who consider the interests of animals more important than the interests of human beings.”
“Let me keep my mind on what matters, which is my work, which is mostly standing still and learning to be astonished.”
“There are many movies that have done it very badly. The studios have gone for quick profits and audiences are feeling angry. People aren't taking the time and spending the money to do it right. I am.”

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