"President Bush says in the last month he has created 300,000 new jobs. Yeah, they're called Kerry campaign workers."

-- Craig Kilborn

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“Affected hundreds of thousands of ordinary Canadians who have invested in mutual funds that invest in income trusts.”
“We may yet live to see the day when women will be no longer news! And it cannot come too soon. I want to be a peaceful, happy, normal human being, pursuing my unimpeded way through life, never having to stop to explain, defend or apologize for my sex.”
“I do not at all have the mind of a bully... in my mind bullies are intolerant of contrary opinion, domineering and rather cowardly. I would hope that none of those terms could be fairly used in describing me.”
“I'm from Canada and my wife is from St. Albans, so I feel a great kinship with the Brits.”
“The central bank needs to be able to make policy without short term political concerns.”

Source : "Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke's Take On The Economy". "60 Minutes" with Scott Pelley, www.cbsnews.com. December 3, 2010.
“It is not permissible to add to one's possesions if these things can only be done at the cost of other men. Such development has only one true name, and that is exploitation.”

Source : ALAN PATON (1968). “Cry, the Beloved Country”
“I can't bail out on Cary," I said apologetically, turning to face him. "Chicks before dicks and all that.”
“Life's an act of magic, too. Claire Hamill sings a line in one of her songs that really sums it up for me: 'If there's no magic, there's no meaning.' Without magic- or call it wonder, mystery, natural wisdom- nothing has any depth. It's all just surface. You know: what you see is what you get. I honestly believe there's more to everything than that, whether it's a Monet hanging in a gallery or some old vagrant sleeping in an alley.”

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