"My parents never understood me; they were Japanese."

-- Chic Murray

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“In setting out the walls of a city the choice of a healthy situation is of the first importance: it should be on high ground, neither subject to fogs nor rains; its aspects should be neither violently hot nor intensely cold, but temperate in both respects.”
“Art attests to what is inhuman in man.”
“History is a big word..........History is not the sort of animal you can domesticate.”
“I'm quite disappointed that I'm still the last man on the moon.”
“The regional security in the Middle East cannot be further compromised by an Iranian loose cannon.”
“I believe, whatever God does, he does it for the good. I always try to look at life like that.”
“I am focused on what needs to be done for the people of Israel. Period. I do not pity myself and I do not pat myself on the shoulder. I get up in the morning full of energy to fulfill my mission.”
“A woman's never too old to make an idiot of herself. It goes along with equality of the sexes and potty parity.”

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