"You know you drank too much the night before when you wake up with crop circles in your pubes."

-- Doug Benson

#Night Quotes #Circles Quotes #Wake Up Quotes

“How could I make a little book, when I have seen enough to make a dozen large books?”
“I focus a lot on my voice because I want it to be an instrument as well. I want my voice to add color.”
“The atheist has no hope.”

Source : James Freeman Clarke (1870). “Steps of Belief: Or, Rational Christianity Maintained Against Atheism, Free Religion, and Romanism”, p.63
“Up on that stage, my personality changes. I put everything behind me when I perform. My problems dont belong to my fans. I dont put a burden on my audience. I give them 100 percent of my energy.”
“Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.”
“What can you do if you are thirty and, turning the corner of your own street, you are overcome, suddenly, by a feeling of bliss - absolute bliss - as though you'd suddenly swallowed a bright piece of that late afternoon sun and it burned in your bosom, sending out a little shower of sparks into every particle into every finger and toe?...”
“Our visit to this planet is short, so we should use our time meaningfully, which we can do by helping others wherever possible. And if we cannot help others, at least we should try not to create pain and suffering for them.”
“Facing your fears robs them of their power.”

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