"I never, ever in my life tried to be outrageous. I've only ever tried to say what was truly on my mind and not pull punches about it."

-- Bill Maher

“The Republican Party did not disparage the ruling class, because most of its officials are or would like to be part of it.”
“In the opinion of the anarchist, the sum total of human ills is expressed in one word-authority.”
“To appreciate nonsense you must first acquire wisdom, then compromise the two; only then will the fool understand you, and believe himself to be wise.”
“As we increasingly become aware of the One Life breathing in each brother form of life, we learn the meaning of compassion, which literally means to 'suffer with' ... How does [the] self cause the desire which causes suffering?...by the illusion of separateness, the unawareness of One.”
“I have a necklace around my neck that my lady gave me, so I try never to leave home without that.”
“I feel like I have so many stories basting in my mind, and they come busting out when they're ready.”
“What all women have in common is that they share most of the unpaid work of the world.”

Source : Hilda Scott (1984). “Working your way to the bottom: the feminization of poverty”, Pandora Pr
“Tender inner weaknesses, revolting at mild touches of censure, are like diseased parts of the body, recoiling before even delicate handling.”

Source : "Autobiography of a Yogi". Book by Paramahansa Yogananda, 1946.

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