"I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food"

-- Erma Bombeck

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“Russians call me German, Germans call me Russian, Jews call me a Christian, Christians a Jew.”
“Could anyone in his right mind speak seriously of any limited nuclear war? It should be quite clear that the aggressor's actions will instantly and inevitably trigger a devastating counterstroke by the other side. None but completely irresponsible people could maintain that a nuclear war may be made to follow rules adopted beforehand, with nuclear missiles exploding in a "gentlemanly manner" over strictly designated targets and sparing the population.”

Source : "Russian Roulette : The Superpower Game" by Arthur M. Cox, (p. 10), 1982.
“Simplicity is a difficult thing to achieve.”
“You don't even really need a place. But you feel like you're doing something. That is what coffee is. And that is one of the geniuses of the new coffee culture.”
“The camera's a ballpoint pen, an imbecile; it's not worth anything if you don't have anything to say.”
“A few atoms added here, subtracted there, is all it takes to make the difference between male and female sex characteristics, between a harmless molecule and a deadly addictive one.”
“Let there be no limit to what we take to God in prayer, so that there may be no limit to God's reign and rule in all of life. - Roger Hazelton Jesus is God spelling himself out in language that man can understand.”
“A life devoted to science is therefore a happy life, and its happiness is derived from the very best sources that are open to dwellers on this troubled and passionate planet.”

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