"I always give homeless people money, and my friends yell at me, 'He's only going to buy more alcohol and cigarettes.' And I'm thinking, 'Oh, like I wasn't?'"

-- Kathleen Madigan

#Thinking Quotes #People Quotes #Giving Quotes

“We can only learn from mistakes, by identifying them, determining their source, and correcting them... people learn more from their own mistakes than from the successes of others.”

Source : Russell L. Ackoff, Daniel Greenberg (2008). “Turning Learning Right Side Up: Putting Education Back on Track”, p.176, Pearson Prentice Hall
“Something to think about: If you fish the wrong fly long and hard enough, it will sooner or later become the right fly.”
“Hold a baseball in your hand ... Feel the ball, turn it over in your hand; hold it across the seam or the other way, with the seam just to the side of your middle finger. Speculation stirs. You want to get outdoors and throw this spare and sensual object to somebody or, at the very least, watch somebody else throw it. The game has begun.”

Source : Roger Angell (2013). “Five Seasons: A Baseball Companion”, p.5, Open Road Media
“Deep under our feet the Earth holds its molten breath, while the bones of countless generations watch us and wait.”

Source : Isaac Marion (2016). “Warm Bodies and The New Hunger: A Special 5th Anniversary Edition”, p.213, Simon and Schuster
“It's time we learned the truth about stress. It's time we identified the thoughts that actually create our stress and learned to dismantle them one by one.”
“The fact that I have a lot of songs written doesn't keep me from wanting to write new ones, or new ones from coming.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“If one man in the country could take all the money, what was the use of passing any bills about it?”
“It is...highly probable that from the very beginning, apart from death, the only ironclad rule of human experience has been the Law of Unintended Consequences.”

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