"Was thinking of taking a yoga class, then realized I wasn't gay. Whew. Close one."

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Dov Davidoff

#Yoga Quotes #Gay Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“Most of an award-show host's job is showing up and keeping a cool head and soldiering through it, whether it's the Oscars or the Hallmark Channel's 'Hero Dog Awards.'”
“It's all in the art. You get no credit for living.”
“Dreams should make you think, â€˜If I had the guts to do it and I didnâ€™t care what anybody thought, this I what Iâ€™d really doâ€™.”
“But evil fortune has decreed, (The foe of mice as well as men) The royal mouse at last should bleed, Should fall ne'er to arise again.”

Source : Aaron Hill, James Cawthorn, Michael Bruce (1822). “The Poems of Hill, Cawthorn, and Bruce”, p.308
“Don't go into great detail describing places and things, unless you're ÂMargaret Atwood and can paint scenes with language. You don't want descriptions that bring the action, the flow of the story, to a standstill.”
“I think that black Africa is extremely terrifying. Black Africa can become a maelstrom of warring tribes without the outside world needing to feel the need to do anything about it.”
“I am of the firm opinion that no one should tell writers what to do, or what to write, or how to write.”

Source : Source: www.newyorker.com
“This new force, which was unknown until now, is common to organic and inorganic nature. I do not believe that this is a force entirely independent of the electrochemical affinities of matter; I believe, on the contrary, that it is only a new manifestation, but since we cannot see their connection and mutual dependence, it will be easier to designate it by a separate name. I will call this force catalytic force. Similarly, I will call the decomposition of bodies by this force catalysis, as one designates the decomposition of bodies by chemical affinity analysis.”

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