"I've never understood why anybody makes a big deal about mansions. It's just a house with more rooms. You still have to face yourself."

-- Dov Davidoff

#House Quotes #Rooms Quotes #Faces Quotes

“Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.”
“In my early days, I was eager to learn and to do things, and therefore I learned quickly.”
“Nine times out of ten you take the first step in creating your own universe by picking up the phone.”
“You have the power to help people become winners.”
“I feel reviewers are tougher on comedies in general. They don't take them seriously, and the ones that get great reviews are not necessarily the ones that I like.”
“One must live in the middle of contradiction, because if all contradiction were eliminated at once life would collapse.”

Source : "In 'Sliver Of Sky,' Barry Lopez Confronts Childhood Sexual Abuse". 'Fresh Air' with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. January 10, 2013.
“It's much harder to play myself. If I ever do a movie again, it'll be a singing serial killer.”
“There is a certain comfort in waking up and finding that Michael Jackson is still the Big Story. At least it tells you that nothing horrible has happened in the world that would force them to move on to real news.”

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