"Comedy is a cruel mistress, especially if you're already seeing a really cruel mistress."

-- Dov Davidoff

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“The only person worthy of your love is not one who overstayed in the relationship without a single change, but one, who appeared like an angel, and used a single day to make a million change.”
“I wanted the light to be the revelation. It has to do with what we value. I want people to treasure light.”

Source : "Incredible Lightness" by Julie L. Belcove, www.harpersbazaar.com. April 19, 201.
“I cannot but feel I have had a call from God to devote myself to help save souls in their last hour..... I have been drawn so strongly to pray for the dying and I believe it to be a work appointed for me, perpetual prayer for the dying.”
“Some souls are ennobled and elevated by seeming misfortunes, which then become blessings in disguise.”
“But then architects don't build their own houses.”
“I lived in England for a long time, and even the English didn't think me as one of theirs. In America I'm not really accepted. In New Zealand now, I don't think they even think of me as a New Zealander.”

Source : "Andrew Niccol on his new drone-warfare drama Good Kill". Interview with Sam Fragoso, www.avclub.com. May 20, 2015.
“Liberty ... is one of the most valuable blessings that Heaven has bestowed upon mankind.”
“Most people never feel secure because they are always worried that they will lose their job, lose the money they already have, lose their spouse, lose their health, and so on. The only true security in life comes from knowing that every single day you are improving yourself in some way, that you are increasing the caliber of who you are and that you are valuable to your company, your friends, and your family.”

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