"If I've learned one thing, it's 'don't tell the truth.' Lies keep you together."

-- Sam Kinison

#Lying Quotes #Together Quotes #Telling The Truth Quotes

“For no. 1, it's great writing, super writing. The second thing is that it's great chemistry with all the actors. We just all got along from the very start. Very get-go, we all got along. We just - it was just like we were all meant to be there together.”
“I gave up accounting. I went in for about six months writing ad copy. I was fired from that, and then another guy and I did a kind of poor man's Bob and Ray kind of syndicated radio show. Then I decided to stick it out and see what happened. I'd give it a year, a year became two years, and then two years became three years, and then along came the record album.”
“I would have to say that my divorce was an incredibly difficult experience in my life, but I am truly thankful for it. It made me a stronger and better person.”
“Age is just a number, not a state of mind or a reason for any type of particular behaviour.”
“Thank you, your Holiness. Awesome speech.”
“This is The Tonight Show. I can't tell you too much about it, other than the fact that this program is going to go on forever.”

Source : First broadcast of "The Tonight Show", 1953.
“Stories," he'd said, his voice low and almost husky, "we are made up of stories. And even the one's that seem the most like lies can be our deepest hidden truths.”
“I'm already in the (record) books three or four times.”

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