"Can we all just stop being dicks?!"

-- Adam Hills

“The roots of racism lie deep in man's nature, wounded and bruised by original sin.”
“Each work of art is a collection of signs invented during the picture's execution to suit the needs of their position. Taken out of the composition for which they were created, these signs have no further use.”
“Write with the door closed, rewrite with the door open. Your stuff starts out being just for you, in other words, but then it goes out. Once you know what the story is and get it right â€” as right as you can, anyway â€” it belongs to anyone who wants to read it. Or criticize it.”
“Across the narrow beach we flit, One little sand-piper and I; And fast I gather, bit by bit, The scattered drift-wood, bleached and dry, The wild waves reach their hands for it, The wild wind raves, the tide runs high, As up and down the beach we flit, One little sand-piper and I.”
“Pride is not the heritage of man; humility should dwell with frailty, and atone for ignorance, error, and imperfection.”
“You must realize that one day you will die. Until then you are worthless.”
“We can say with some assurance that, although children may be the victims of fate, they will not be the victims of our neglect.”
“What shall we do about the Abortion Bill?" A: "Pay it!”

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