"I don't know why I get away with some things. But I'm not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit."

-- Daniel Tosh

#Funny Quotes #Trying Quotes #Racist Quotes

“The most ordinary things are to philosophy a source of insoluble puzzles. With infinite ingenuity it constructs a concept of space or time and then finds it absolutely impossible that there be objects in this space or that processes occur during this time . . . the source of this kind of logic lies in excessive confidence in the so-called laws of thought.”
“There is no peace now, and there will never be peace, so long as one rules over another.”
“I was a mere tourist with no part whatever in this great conflict; but it was my rare privilege, through an unusual train of circumstances, to witness the moving scenes that I have resolved to describe. In these pages I give only my personal impressions; so my readers should not look here for specific details, nor for information on strategic matters; these things have their place in other writings.”

Source : "A Memory of Solferino". Book by Henry Dunant, p. 16; As quoted in The Independent, February 22, 2002, 1862.
“For me, reason is the natural organ of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. Imagination, producing new metaphors or revivifying old, is not the cause of truth, but its condition.”
“What, after all,is a halo? It's only one more thing to keep clean.”

Source : The Lady's not for Burning (1949) act 1
“[for indicted foreigners] simple expulsion is not enough (...) they must be arrested immediately, tried using a fast-track procedure, and then expelled to serve their sentences in the countries they came from, (...) it isn't right that foreign criminals are being housed in our [Italian] jails.”

Source : Il Giornale Interview, April 28, 2008.
“I cannot believe how much I love my kid. It's a beautiful thing”

Source : "A Small Miracle". Interview with Oliver Jones, people.com. July 7, 2008.
“To focus means to bring your attention to the center, to concentrate on one thing intently in order to gain clarity.”

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