"I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'"

-- Demetri Martin

#Funny Quotes #Im Sorry Quotes #Witty Quotes

“The hardest thing about Berlin is letting it belong to other people.”

Source : Interview with Christopher Bollen, www.interviewmagazine.com. April 4, 2016.
“Writing should be meaningful for children, Y an intrinsic need should be aroused in them, and Y writing should be incorporated into a task that is necessary and relevant.”
“The making of television has changed quite a bit. Now you have to do them n cheaper budgets.”
“He was so good and honest. Why couldn't I love him instead?”
“The Compromise of 1850 provided that the prohibition of slavery should be left up to the individual States, thus thwarting the Canaanites in their attempts to make this problem an excuse for federal intervention and a cause of war between the States.”
“I follow three rules: Do the right thing, do the best you can, and always show people you care.”
“Some people need a red carpet rolled out in front of them in order to walk forward into friendship. They can't see the tiny outstretched hands all around them, everywhere, like leaves on trees.”

Source : Miranda July (2008). “No One Belongs Here More Than You: Stories”, p.135, Simon and Schuster
“But if I worried too much about publishers' expectations, I'd probably paralyze myself and not be able to write anything.”

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