"Violence is never the answer, unless you don't feel like talking."

-- Dov Davidoff

#Talking Quotes #Answers Quotes #Violence Quotes

“Some people canâ€™t figure out what Iâ€™m doing. Itâ€™s not a walk-hop, itâ€™s not a trot, itâ€™s running, or as close as I can get to running, and itâ€™s harder than doing it on two legs. It makes me mad when people call this a walk. If I was walking it wouldnâ€™t be anything.”
“Pirate historians have now discovered social history, the branch of history which in the last two decades or so has been the most dynamic and inventive, in both senses of the word.”

Source : Peter Earle (2013). “The Pirate Wars”, p.4, Macmillan
“What we want is clothing we think we can fly in. That's why I opened the show with flying dresses.”
“To the new 'Apprentice' candidates I would say to follow your gut instincts, be yourself and get ready to work hard for the next few months. Oh, and try to have some fun!”
“Workers who come to the U.S. see their wages and their standard of living boosted sharply simply by crossing the border. That's a good thing, and one of the best arguments for immigration reform, even if you'll rarely hear a politician make it.”

Source : "Immigration Reform and the American Worker". www.newyorker.com. February 21, 2013.
“It is not really necessary to destroy nature in order to gain God's favor or even his undivided attention.”
“Let me say this: I believe closing Guantanamo is in our Nation's national security interest. Guantanamo is used not only by al-Qaida, but also by other nations, governments, and individuals - people good and bad - as a symbol of America's abuse of Muslims, and it is fanning the flames of anti-Americanism around the world.”
“Alexander Gonzalez Inarritu is a great director. He's the one I first worked with. He's amazing.”

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