"I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve."

-- Les Dawson

#Teacher Quotes #School Quotes #Nerves Quotes

“I'm inspired by the music, always have been, always will be, it's only what a track or instrumental interpretation from a producer can do that will excite my pen into making magic for someone else to enjoy..Only the music inspires me.”
“I'm not the only person in the world who is suffering. I'm trying to talk to the world, responding to those voices.”

Source : "Road Trip". Interview with Ali Liebegott, logger.believermag.com. April 2, 2013.
“Perhaps today there is a greater kindness of tone, as there is greater ingenuity of expression to make up for the fact that all the real, solid, elemental jests against doctors were uttered some one or two thousand years ago.”
“It's amazing how much credit you can take, if you don't care about accomplishing anything.”
“You are what you eat." Nothing else. Never. If you are nourished with cow's milk and later with herbs, you'll become someone whose whole life is good only for being exploited by others.”
“There are no habits of man more alien to the doctrine of the Communist than those of the collector”

Source : Augustine Birrell (1922). “The collected essays & addresses of the Rt. Hon. Augustine Birrell, 1880-1920 ...”
“Rise early. Write. Disappoint your sons. Read the newspaper. Go to bed early. Success.”
“O, Love's but a dance, Where Time plays the fiddle! See the couples advance - O, Love's but a dance! A whisper, a glance, "Shall we twirl down the middle?" O, Love's but a dance, Where Time plays the fiddle!”

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