"The only reason Woodstock was necessary is because they didn't have iTunes."

-- Daniel Tosh

#Funny Quotes #Reason Quotes #Woodstock Quotes

“I'm not a very spiritual guy when it comes to music. I remember hearing Carlos Santana say that angels helped him write his songs. And I thought, 'Really, angels?”
“A hungry dog hunts best. A hungrier dog hunts even better.”
“Ride the energy of your own unique spirit.”
“Look at my arms, you will find no party hand-cuff on them.”
“What were you chanting when you gave me your blood?â€ â€œMore of my vampire magic. I cast a healing spell to aid the powers of my blood.â€ She sniffled, her nose stuffy. â€œIt was better than Vicodin.â€ â€œVicodin?â€ â€œA painkiller from my world.â€ â€œA killer of pain. Did you love him?â€ The words were growled.A burst of unexpected humor gave her strength. â€œNo. In fact, he was hard to shake. He, uh, stalked me, that kind of thing. I had to pretend he didnâ€™t exist.â€ Nicolai kissed her temple and relaxed against her.”
“And only now, when he was gray-haired, had he fallen in love properly, thoroughly, for the first time in his life.”
“Anything that's done to address unemployment in terms of massive stimulus spending is going to exacerbate deficits. And anything that's done to address deficits in the short-term is going to exacerbate unemployment”
“It is the white man who creates the Negro. But it is the negro who creates negritude.”

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