"We're in this together usually means I'm here for you, unless it requires me getting into my car anywhere near rush hour."

-- Dov Davidoff

#Mean Quotes #Car Quotes #Together Quotes

“Women always think you need a man, you need a father, as if they'd be the slightest use. Men are a dead weight, they're clumsy and maladjusted.”
“Robin [Williams] was a world treasure. As we mourn his tragic death, we must remember him for the great waves of laughter that he was able to illicit from us, how his humor and insights - though they came from a place of pain and uncertainty - connected us and reminded us of how flawed and fragile...how human we are. How we are capable of moments of inspired transcendence and others of unspeakable despair.”
“You throw a perfectly straight line at the audience and then, right at the end, you curve it. Good jokes do that.”
“I am aiming my books at anybody with no economics background.”
“When you return to the same area a few times, you get that frequent rapport with the public and the fans of the music along with having a certain warmth when you walk onstage.”
“Take care of yourself, be healthy, and always believe you can be successful in anything you truly want”
“One creature's truth is another's lie. (Scroom of Strix Struma)”
“What's interesting is there are $12 billion of breaks in the energy bill that passed, yet we see that the sixth major oil companies in America last year made $1.1 trillion.”

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