"I have fantasies of burning down an insurance company just so THEY have to make a claim."

-- Alonzo Bodden

#Burning Down Quotes #Fantasy Quotes #Claims Quotes

“Ben Skinner's brains and courage take us into the belly of the beast and expose the ugly truth of modern slavery. Instead of sensation, A Crime So Monstrous gives us desperately needed insight and analysis. This is an important book, the first deep look into America's confused relationship with human trafficking and slavery today. Skinner's balanced dissection of our government's haphazard policies will be controversial, but it can also be the foundation for a new anti-slavery agenda, one that ends the political games being played with the lives of slaves.”
“the deepest part of me is, and will always be, a climber. ... No matter where I go, I always feel like a climber.”
“When I look into the crowd, I see young and old, black and white - it's amazing that I'm able to connect with so many different kinds of people.”

Source : FaceBook post by Patti LaBelle from Mar 05, 2014
“No one is wise enough, no nation is important enough, no human interest is precious enough, to justify the wholesale destruction and murder which constitute the science of war.”

Source : John Haynes Holmes (1959). “I Speak for Myself: The Autobiography of John Haynes Holmes”
“An idea is an eye given by God for the seeing of God. Some of these eyes we cannot bear to look out of; we blind them as quickly as possible.”

Source : Russell Hoban (2012). “Pilgermann”, p.99, Bloomsbury Publishing
“The prevailin' weakness of most public men is to Slop Over!.... G. Washington never slopt over.”
“That's why I played music; my social skills were limited. I think a lot of people that experience that pick up guitars, because they can't communicate otherwise.”

Source : Interview with Joshua Klein, pitchfork.com. July 23, 2007.
“There's some people in this world who you can just love and love and love no matter what.”

Source : John Green (2008). “An Abundance of Katherines”, p.119, Penguin

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