"If you hug someone goodbye and their response is what the hell are you doing? - you may want to examine you're definition of close friend."

-- Dov Davidoff

#Goodbye Quotes #Hug Quotes #Doing You Quotes

“No moon, sun, diamond, hands â€” fingertip, dot, ray, gauze, sea. pine green, pink glass, eye, mine, eraser, mud, mother, I am coming.”
“Was it Gorky who said: "If your children are no better than you are, you have fathered in vain, indeed you have lived in vain.”
“There are only two rules. One is E. M. Forster's guide to Alexandria; the best way to know Alexandria is to wander aimlessly. The second is from the Psalms; grin like a dog and run about through the city.”
“I rebel against death, yet I know that it is how I respond to death's inevitability that is going to make me less or more fully alive.”
“True health is only possible when we understand the unity of our minds, emotions, spirits and physical bodies.”

Source : FaceBook post by Dr. Christiane Northrup from Jan 21, 2009
“Why use a modifier to set straight a not-quite-right noun when the right noun is available?”
“Give me the money that has been spent in war and I will clothe every man, woman, and child in an attire of which kings and queens will be proud. I will build a schoolhouse in every valley over the whole earth. I will crown every hillside with a place of worship consecrated to peace.”
“I believe that a triangle, if it could speak, would say that God is eminently triangular, and a circle that the divine nature is eminently circular; and thus would every one ascribe his own attributes to God.”

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