"He comes back with the script, and it's racist like a 1940's Newspaper."

-- Katt Williams

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“We all behave as though what we think is true, is true.”
“Two things, Christian reader, particularly excite the will of man to good. A principle of justice is one, the other the profit we may derive therefrom. All wise men, therefore, agree that justice and profit are the two most powerful inducements to move our wills to any undertaking. Now, though men seek profit more frequently than justice, yet justice is in itself more powerful.”

Source : Venerable Louis of Granada, Aeterna Press (1851). “The Sinner's Guide”, p.5, Aeterna Press
“If you embark on a project as magnificent in concept as the brotherhood of man, it is foolish not to anticipate difficulties of proportionate magnificence.”
“There's fish in the sea, no doubt of it, As good as ever came out of it.”
“Success never goes on sale.Â Be willing to pay the market price.”
“We are more inclined to regret our virtues than our vices; but only the very honest will admit this.”
“When did banning anything, ever work? I mean, we banned liquor once in this country, oh, that worked like a charm, didn't it, folks? You couldn't find a drink in the roaring 20's, could ya? See that's the problem with the banning thing! I say why stop there, let's not ban guns, I know, let's ban crime!”
“The whole universe is based on rhythms. Everything happens in circles, in spirals.”

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