"Not sure how I feel about reality. I'm going to begin purchasing stuffed animals and endowing them with the qualities people in my life lack."

-- Dov Davidoff

#Animal Quotes #Reality Quotes #People Quotes

“This is an old family secret, and I just found this out recently, and it almost broke my heart. My mother said to me, 'I had never told you this, but God, you were an ugly baby'.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I really don't have a guilty pleasure.”

Source : "Meet the Lawmaker Rep. Ann Marie Buerkle (R-N.Y.), 25th District". Interview with Kris Kitto, thehill.com. April 4, 2011.
“One of the great regrets of my life is that I smoked. If I could say anything to anybody starting out in life it would be, 'Whatever you do, don't smoke'. I have had to recover from that and been lucky that I have been able to stop.”
“What can wash away my sin? Nothing but the blood of Jesus; What can make me whole again? Nothing but the blood of Jesus.”

Source : Robert Lowry, “Nothing But The Blood”
“In the mid-nineties, diversity in the fashion/beauty business was hard to come by.”

Source : "Hyeeeee-ya!" by Joy Bryant, www.huffingtonpost.com. October 12, 2008.
“People always want reasons for things ... but sometimes there are no reasons.”

Source : Source: www.huffingtonpost.com
“God built the world, but he did not know it was round.”
“Only those become weary of angling who bring nothing to it but the idea of catching fish.”

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