Brendan Grace famous quotes

I was never over-weight, just under-tall. The correct height for my weight at the moment is seven feet ten and a half inches.
-- Brendan Grace

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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.

Our first duty is to satisfy the spiritual master, who can arrange for the Lord's mercy. A common man must first begin to serve the spiritual master or the devotee. Then, through the mercy of the devotee, the Lord will be satisfied. Unless one receives the dust of a devotee's lotus feet on one's head, there is no possibility of advancement. Unless one approaches a pure devotee, he cannot understand the Supreme Personality of Godhead.

I started tapping and I was okay. Then after about two years my feet knew what they were doing!

Where there is a will there is a lawsuit.

Oh I have been to Ludlow fair, and left my necktie God knows where. And carried half way home, or near, pints and quarts of Ludlow beer.

If you are resolutely determined to make a lawyer of yourself, the thing is more than half done already.

All too often people concentrate on finding the right spouse, little realizing that half of any marriage is being the right spouse.

Paul Newman's half Jewishand Florence Henderson's half, tooPut them together,What a fine looking Jew!

I spent 24 and a half years in prison