Wes Smith famous quotes

Seek but provision of bread and wine, fools to flatter, and clothing fine; and nothing of God shall ever be thine.
-- Wes Smith

#Wine #Bread #Fool

There is nothing personal about a personal ad.
-- Wes Smith

#Ads

Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.
-- Wes Smith

#Father #Believe #Princess

A $20 haircut hardly ever lasts longer than a $5 haircut.
-- Wes Smith

#Lasts #Irony #Haircuts

There is no such thing as a self-cleaning oven.
-- Wes Smith

#Self #Cleaning #Revelations

They aren't kidding when they say, "Wash Whites separately.
-- Wes Smith

#Advice

Always take an extra quarter to the laundry room.
-- Wes Smith

#Advice #Rooms #Laundry

The chief beneficiary of life insurance policies for young, single people is the life insurance agent.
-- Wes Smith

#People #Agents #Controversial

Hurry up and learn patience.
-- Wes Smith

#Funny

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.
-- Wes Smith

#Half #Dinner #Waste

If you have to learn it from a self-help book, you may be beyond help.
-- Wes Smith

#Book #Self #May