Beano Cook famous quotes

You only have to bat 1.000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five.
-- Beano Cook

#Heart #Two #Flying

The first word you see at the airport is 'terminal'.
-- Beano Cook

#Humorous #Airports #Profound

You’ll never have a 16-team playoff in college football. The most that could happen would be four teams in the next century. But after that, I’m dead, so who cares?
-- Beano Cook

#Football #Team #College

Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down.
-- Beano Cook

#Football #Lsu #Sun

Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame.
-- Beano Cook

#Winning #Two #Dames

Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.
-- Beano Cook

#Football #Night #College

Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act.
-- Beano Cook

#Fans #Nebraska #Should

I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.
-- Beano Cook

#Hate #Science #Hair

My first on the bucket list will be a night game at LSU. I don't know if I'm ever going to get there. Of all the things in college sports, that would be No. 1.
-- Beano Cook

#Sports #Night #College

You’ll never have a 16-team playoff in college football. The most that could happen would be four teams in the next century. But after that, I’m dead, so who cares?
-- Beano Cook

#Football #Team #College