David Thorne famous quotes
Last updated: Sep 5, 2024
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Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every opportunity regardless of whether the audience has stated "I am interested in your nipples" or not.
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I was taught never to make a threat unless you are prepared to carry it out, and I am not a fan of carrying anything. Even watching other people carrying things makes me uncomfortable. Mainly because of the possibility they may ask me to help.
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While I do not have a boyfriend, I do have a friend who is homosexual and I once asked him "Do you ever think about having sex with me because you are gay?" to which he replied "Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing.
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the old man dance, where I tense up, shuffle my feet intermittently, complain about the music volume, and sit down for a rest.
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I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism.
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Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense
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You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work.
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Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing.
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Should check the Internet and make sure everything on there is correct.
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There are two ways of getting out of a trial. One is simply to try to get rid of the trial, and be thankful when it is over. The other is to recognize the trial as a challenge from God to claim a larger blessing than we have ever had, and to hail it with delight as an opportunity of obtaining a larger measure of divine grace.
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An interface can be a powerful narrative device. And as we collect more and more personally and socially relevant data, we have an opportunity, and maybe even an obligation, to maintain [our] humanity and tell some amazing stories.
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It gets a lot easier to deal with life's curveballs when you're not hiding under layers of fat.
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Certainly architecture is concerned with much more than just its physical attributes. It is a many-layered thing. Beneath and beyond the strata of function and structure, materials and texture, lie the deepest and most compulsive layers of all.
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Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
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The only intuitive interface is the nipple. Everything else is learned.
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I’ve got four nipples. I think I must have been a twin, but the one other went away and left its nipples behind.
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That makes my nipples hard!
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Prancing around with marshmallowss on your nipples does *not* constitute living your life fully!
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Singing is a f***ing blast. When it’s really good, it’s as good as the best sex. I get nipple erections all the time on stage, I do!
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