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Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

  • A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder.

  • If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

  • If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.

  • I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.

  • Both guys ran out of gas, only my guy had an extra tank.

  • We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

  • It's a combination of life being unpredictable, and you being super dumb.

  • Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans.

  • I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.

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