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Jim Watt famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

  • The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

  • A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder.

  • Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.

  • If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

  • If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.

  • I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

  • I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.

  • I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.

  • Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans.

  • I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.

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