S.G. Browne famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

If you've never woken up from a car accident to discover that your wife is dead and you're an animated, rotting corpse, then you probably wouldn't understand.
-- S.G. Browne

#Wife #Car #Rotting
My mother tries to explain that I need support and that I'm just going through a period of adjustment. "Like puberty," she says.
-- S.G. Browne

#Mother #Support #Trying
If you've never been in a dumpster coated with industrial waste while someone stabs you with a piece of sharpened rebar, then you probably wouldn't understand.
-- S.G. Browne

#Waste #Pieces #Dumpsters
Maberry is a master at writing scenes that surge and hum with tension. The pacing is relentless. He presses the accelerator to the floor and never lets up, taking you on a ride that leaves your heart pounding. It's almost impossible to put this book down. Dead of Night is an excellent read.
-- S.G. Browne

#Book #Heart #Writing

It was, however, resolved that 'we use our private influence at present to prevent our brethren from going into court and promising to obey the law; and as soon as possible we take steps to get some flavors from the government for those who already have more wives than one.'
Why bother with Google when I have a wife who knows everything about everything!
If O.J. had been accused of killing his black wife, you would not have seen the same passion stirred up.
My wife went off with Elvis.
I had an acting teacher tell me once that if you're playing a car salesman, you don't want to be an OK car salesman, you want to play the best car salesman.
My car's my best friend. My office. My home. My location. I have a very intimate sense when I am in a car with someone next to me. We're in the most comfortable seats because we're not facing each other, but sitting side by side. We don't look at each other, but instead do so only when we want to. We're allowed to look around without appearing rude. We have a big screen in front of us and side views. Silence doesn't seem heavy or difficult. Nobody serves anybody. And many other aspects. One most important thing is that it transports us from one place to another.
The shuttle is the worst $20 you'll ever save. It adds 90 minutes to whatever a Town Car or cab would have been. You have the unenviable choice between being dropped off last or being dropped off first and having a bunch of losers who can't afford cab fare and have no friends or loved ones with cars knowing exactly where you live.
I liken myself to Henry Ford and the auto industry, I give you 90 percent of what most people need.
I'm not sure I would label it a 'survivor,'" said Iko, her sensor darkening with disgust. "It looks more like a rotting pumpkin.
An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain.

S.G. Browne famous quotes

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