Joe R. Lansdale famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

Let me tell you, if you have never seen an agitated squirrel you have seen very little, nor have you heard much, because the sound of an angry squirrel is not to be forgotten.
-- Joe R. Lansdale

#Squirrels #Sound #Littles
Hallowed be thy name, oh Lord -- and shotgun do your stuff
-- Joe R. Lansdale

#Names #Stuff #Lord
A day without the sun is like you know, night
-- Joe R. Lansdale

#Night #Sun #Like You
I thought I had the world by the tail. It took me a few years to realize the closest I was to having the world by the tail was being a dingle berry on one of its ***** hairs.
-- Joe R. Lansdale

#Hair #Years #Berries
There's no one more obnoxious and self-righteous than the self-made man. And no one more admirable.
-- Joe R. Lansdale

#Men #Self #Made
Don't try to skin your rabbit and keep it as a pet too.
-- Joe R. Lansdale

#Pet #Skins #Trying
The logic of a madman is a sane man's confusion.
-- Joe R. Lansdale

#Men #Confusion #Logic
It was the kind of talk that made me want to break off a limb and take to whacking her and that bunch of hypocrites across the back of the head.
-- Joe R. Lansdale

#Hypocrite #Want #Kind
Only our memories allow that some people ever existed. That they mattered, or mattered too much.
-- Joe R. Lansdale

#Memories #People #Too Much
They might have been all-right people doing the best they could, but I got to tell you, you got a dead cat lying in your yard you ought to bury it. Thatâ€™s my motto.
-- Joe R. Lansdale

#Lying #Cat #People
Scott Sigler's Infected is a bucking pulp pony that throws you this way and that, and just when you think you've got your balance, that ole pony bucks the other way. All in all, one hell of an exhilarating ride, and highly recommended.
-- Joe R. Lansdale

#Thinking #Balance #Ponies

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